This week, the PELICAN BASTARDS have murdered... a murder or crows? What will these fiends think of next? Ventura PD continues its investigation!

Rob Clough provides a line-wide retrospective of the books Chris Gooch has published with Top Shelf, including a review of his most recent, Under-Earth.

In this week's Near Death Flying Turtle, our gliding chelonian friend reminds us to take a nondualistic approach to breakfast.